Bad Beetlejuice Reference

May the dead... come alive!
*ominous green glow*
*Flies up out of the ground* Well hi there! didn't think I'd ever see You again! Well shucks folks it's been so long I thought I'd jumpstart this dead account and start putting up my stories again.

*Brigid Tenenbaum* Who are you who is bringing this dead city back to life?

Hoho! Well, FIRST order of business, I'm going to check up on everyone. Next, within a few days I'm putting up the first in a new series I hope I can make last. Finally, I just want to wish each one of you a merry fapping. I hope you all get your fill of the naughty this site, I HOPE, still has to offer. I just pray it hasn't lost its awesome stories.

Once again, I belong to a club by the name of go there for all your expansion needs.